Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us

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    He's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent,
    Catches on like a wet match
    You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies
    You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"
    You are so stupid that if I gave you a penny for your intelligence, I'd get change back
    You are so dumb, you play solitaire...for cash
    You are so dumb, you need instructions on how to use a rocking chair
    If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

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    Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the sole.

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    He's as smart as a community organizer...
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    not the sharpest tack in the box.

    and my personal fav.
    some computer lingo.
    what you have is an "I" "D" "10" "T" error

    (as in ID10T)
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    We repaired some aircraft problems by....
    Removing the short between the headsets.
    If I need to oil a gun, I go to the beach.
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    It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

    Then there is the PICNIC error on the computer. Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
    I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!

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    He's a few rounds short of a full magazine.

    And for the computer people
    P2FIFOM error

    Problem
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    Feet
    In
    Front
    Of
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    “THAT is why cousins shouldn’t have kids”
    A cab full of DUH
    There is a whole lot of stupid in those eyes.
    He is stooopid with four O’s
    Don't do things you don't want to explain to the Paramedics!

    Stupidity should be painful.

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    Couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

    Doesn't have both oars in the water.

    Just fell off the turnip truck.

    Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

    A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

    Not playing with a full deck.

    The wheel is turning but the Gerbil's dead.

    He's a quart low in the crank case.

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    The bucket is not full

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    For the holiday season.........

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    "A few bricks shy of a full load."
    "...poster child for birth control."
    "...makes me want to slap his mama."
    "Mouth breather"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAGMAN View Post
    He's as smart as a community organizer...
    Well-played...
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    His men would follow him anywhere, if only out of morbid curiousity, dead from the eyebrows up, sharp as a sledgehammer, wheel is turning but the hamsters dead, hard to believe he beat out 1 million other sperm, has a full 6 pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together, about as sharp as a hockey puck.
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