Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us
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Catches on like a wet match
You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree ...
April 26th, 2010 09:34 PM
He's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent,
Catches on like a wet match
You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies
You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"
You are so stupid that if I gave you a penny for your intelligence, I'd get change back
You are so dumb, you play solitaire...for cash
You are so dumb, you need instructions on how to use a rocking chair
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
April 26th, 2010 09:47 PM
Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the sole.
April 26th, 2010 11:49 PM
He's as smart as a community organizer...
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli" Clemenza
April 27th, 2010 12:33 AM
not the sharpest tack in the box.
and my personal fav.
some computer lingo.
what you have is an "I" "D" "10" "T" error
(as in ID10T)
"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution, which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -1792, James Madison
There are always too many Democratic, Republican and never enough U.S. congressmen.
April 27th, 2010 01:21 AM
We repaired some aircraft problems by....
Removing the short between the headsets.
If I need to oil a gun, I go to the beach.
8040 Couger, P95
1929 MN 91/30, 1927/28 MN Ex Dragoon, MN M44's, Lots of MN's
Swiss LG1911 1915 and 1916
Brazilian VZ-24 JC (2), Brazilian Model 1908
April 27th, 2010 01:40 AM
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
Then there is the PICNIC error on the computer. Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!
"Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"
April 27th, 2010 01:41 AM
He's a few rounds short of a full magazine.
And for the computer people
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!" Bart Simpson
April 27th, 2010 02:00 AM
“THAT is why cousins shouldn’t have kids”
A cab full of DUH
There is a whole lot of stupid in those eyes.
He is stooopid with four O’s
Don't do things you don't want to explain to the Paramedics!
Stupidity should be painful.
April 27th, 2010 02:03 AM
Couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Just fell off the turnip truck.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not playing with a full deck.
The wheel is turning but the Gerbil's dead.
He's a quart low in the crank case.
April 27th, 2010 02:27 AM
April 27th, 2010 04:48 AM
For the holiday season.........
"He ain't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but he sure does blink funny."
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
April 27th, 2010 08:32 AM
The nights are on, but no one is home.
April 27th, 2010 08:53 AM
"A few bricks shy of a full load."
"...poster child for birth control."
"...makes me want to slap his mama."
"Inbred, knuckle draggin' slobber jockey."
April 27th, 2010 09:19 AM
Originally Posted by BAGMAN
April 27th, 2010 05:30 PM
His men would follow him anywhere, if only out of morbid curiousity, dead from the eyebrows up, sharp as a sledgehammer, wheel is turning but the hamsters dead, hard to believe he beat out 1 million other sperm, has a full 6 pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together, about as sharp as a hockey puck.
I'll stop now or this will take me all night
Libertas Vel Mors
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