Nice cage, no bird.
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Nice cage, no bird.
The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters.
"Knitting with only one needle." Kudos for the Queen reference.
For the record, it's "He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag." That one's a commentary on a person's strength.
"The flock sleep peaceably in their pasture at night because Sheepdogs stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
He/She is dumb as a sneaker full of puppy poop.
DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONtestING THE VOTE.
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We call him/her blossom. Cause he's/she's a blooming idiot.
Libertas Vel Mors
He/she has three brains, but one got lost and the other two went looking for it.
He/she so dumb that they went for a brain scan but had their money refunded.
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Talking to him is like talking to a blank wall, with no pictures on it.
He ain't firing on all 8 cylinders.
If he had a brain he'd be dangerous
1 layer short of fruit cake.
has to have a glass belly button installed so he can look out his head is so far up his a__.
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
He works for ACORN
Christian/Father/Husband/American/NRA Benefactor Life Member/GOA Life Member/USAF NCO/Operations; Provide Comfort/Northern Watch/Southern Watch/Enduring Freedom/Iraqi Freedom/TBD....
Dumb as a stump.
Suffers from anal cranial inversion.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
He's so stupid he needs instructions on how to blink.
If he had to think about breathing he would be dead.
Not enough thoughts to fill a thimble.
If I ever need a brain transplant I would want his. Never been used or All original without a thought in there.