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    Nice cage, no bird.


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    "Knitting with only one needle." Kudos for the Queen reference.

    For the record, it's "He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag." That one's a commentary on a person's strength.
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    He/She is dumb as a sneaker full of puppy poop.
    DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONtestING THE VOTE.

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    "Bless his pea pickin heart"

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    We call him/her blossom. Cause he's/she's a blooming idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage View Post
    Take your pick: 1-146
    I was trying to get them one at a time...
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    I was trying to get them one at a time...
    I decided against 146 posts.

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    He/she has three brains, but one got lost and the other two went looking for it.

    He/she so dumb that they went for a brain scan but had their money refunded.
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    Talking to him is like talking to a blank wall, with no pictures on it.

    He ain't firing on all 8 cylinders.

    If he had a brain he'd be dangerous

    1 layer short of fruit cake.

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    has to have a glass belly button installed so he can look out his head is so far up his a__.
    "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
    - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

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    He works for ACORN
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiefjason View Post
    Dumber than a box of rocks.
    I like this one that I heard not too long ago: "dumber than a box of hair."

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    Dumb as a stump.
    Suffers from anal cranial inversion.
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    He's so stupid he needs instructions on how to blink.

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    If he had to think about breathing he would be dead.

    Not enough thoughts to fill a thimble.

    If I ever need a brain transplant I would want his. Never been used or All original without a thought in there.

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