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    Been practicing his high dive without any water in the pool.
    "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Place on Earth!" Ronald Reagan


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    At work we call them a__hats or a__clowns.

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    He had a brain tumor, but it starved to death.
    Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around laws. Plato

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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrenke View Post
    not the sharpest tack in the box.

    and my personal fav.
    some computer lingo.
    what you have is an "I" "D" "10" "T" error

    (as in ID10T)
    How about PEBKAC errors? (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

    Not the brightest crayon in the box
    not the sharpest tool in the shead
    the motors runnin but there ain't nobody behind the wheel...
    That boy ain't right....
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highvoltage
    142. Nice house, not much furniture.

    sounds like a few girls I dated
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Your family tree don't have enough branches...

    You must have been one heck of a Banjo Player, there slick....

    Lemme guess - You must be from that part of the county where the men are men and the livestock know it?

    Somewhere, a medical experiment went terribly wrong....
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    Blonde?
    I reject your reality, and insert my own.

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    You should see his family "bush"
    His family tree is a palm tree ... only one branch with a lot of nuts.
    I reject your reality, and insert my own.

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    when he/she fell out of the tree of knowledge he/she missed every branch on the way down.

    OR.....

    when he/she fell out of the tree of stupid he/she hit every branch on the way down.
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Easy bake oven light burned out.

    To mix a couple...

    Not the brightest bulb in the crayon box.

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    There's no cure for stupid yet.

    They haven't come up with a vaccine for your kind yet have they.
    (Referencing ignorant people)
    "I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger" Mencius"

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    Sitting in a boat, rowing like mad and wondering why he/she is not getting anywhere while staring at the desert cactus all around.

    It's like he/she has one of those little matchbox car accelerators in their head. The comment actually gained speed going in one ear and out the other.

    Future grease stain on the ground waiting to happen.

    How have they survived this long? The gods truly do favor the idiots.
    Sticks

    Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
    A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
    See also Sheep

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    "Liberal Democrat"

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    My grandmother used to say, "Be nice to him, he's doing the best he can."

    [While looking deeply into the target's eyes, spoken very kindly] "Are you in there?"

    And, my thoughts on former President Carter: So clueless he couldn't give directions to an avalanche.
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    He's a few bricks short of a full load.

    She's a few cards short of a full deck.
    "It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we will hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles that every man from every faith can embrace." -McManus twins Boondock Saints

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