Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us

Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us

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    Wink Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us

    I though this would be a fun diversion, to see how people describe those that walk among us that are not quite... well, you know. Here are a few to start you off:

    He's "a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal..."
    She's "one can short of a 6-pack..."
    He's "down one quart of oil..."
    She's "not the brightest bulb in the chandelier..."

    You get the idea...
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    How about:

    "He lives in Chicago"
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    "If you're not a liberal at 20, you have no heart, and if you're not a conservative at 40, you have no head." --Winston Churchill

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    He couldn't get any dumber if you cut off his head.

    His head is so far up his he has to open his mouth to read.

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    "He would play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto" is about the best one I've heard, it's interesting to watch people's faces as they stop and think about that one.


    (Playing Russian roulette is a major violation of the four rules so before y'all jump down my back it's for humor purposes)

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    He /she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!

    He/she is so far down on the scale that the bottom looks like up!
    "A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"

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    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    Dumber than a box of rocks.

    Idgit.
    I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!

    "Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"

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    His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

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    A few shingles shy of a roof.

    Slow as molasses rolling uphill in wintertime.
    "I pledge allegiance to the war banner of the united states of Totalitaria. And to the Republic, which no longer stands, several bankers, who are now god, indivisible, with Bernanke bucks and credit for all."

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    Thick as a brick. (Thank you Brits and Jethro Tull!)
    "I pledge allegiance to the war banner of the united states of Totalitaria. And to the Republic, which no longer stands, several bankers, who are now god, indivisible, with Bernanke bucks and credit for all."

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    His cheese has done slipped off his cracker

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    Since you are an aviation man. “They have their head up and locked.”

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    If A-Holes could fly this place would be an airport.

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    "from the shallow end of the gene pool"

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    "Sharp as a bowling ball"

    "Dumb as a post"

    And as a good country friend of mine is known to say "xyz is just stomped-down stupid!"
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    The two I remember growing up were, "dumber than a bag of hammers" and "dumber than a box of owl ****"...for what it's worth...

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