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Look here, my good man! You have obviously confused me with the REAL bad guy! So why aren't you out looking for him?
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Great, just great. Why didn't somebody tell me these bar were electrified?
Did he say, "Life without Parole"?
"Honestly I'm ligit! Just ask the guy in the yellow hat."
But, I don't want to buy health insurance!
Dude, I cannot believe that you got caught. I told you those guys were from US Department of Agriculture. I told you not to sell those bootlegged Bananas. Did you listen. No.
Tell OJ I say hi.
OMG!!! You guys are freakin hilarious. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breath. Freaking hilarious. This really made my day.
it was entrapment officer...i swear....i didn't give her any money.....
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."
Note to self, don't yell "Gun!" at an O- rally.
Nothing ever ends well when preceded with "Here, hold my beer."
I haven't used the head in 2 days, just wait 'till they open the door.
Seriously, you are not sticking that up my tailpipe...
Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
See also Sheep
Where's my Hi-Point?
"It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first."
Different for orangutans.
The Second Amendment ...... Because crime SHOULD be a hazardous occupation.
If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to him.
If you want to piss off a liberal, tell him the truth.
NRA Life Member
"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."