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Look here, my good man! You have obviously confused me with the REAL bad guy! So why aren't you out looking for him?
"A Smith & Wesson always beats 4 aces!"
The Man Prayer. "Im a man, I can change, if I have to.....I guess!" ~ Red Green
Great, just great. Why didn't somebody tell me these bar were electrified?
Did he say, "Life without Parole"?
"Honestly I'm ligit! Just ask the guy in the yellow hat."
But, I don't want to buy health insurance!
Dude, I cannot believe that you got caught. I told you those guys were from US Department of Agriculture. I told you not to sell those bootlegged Bananas. Did you listen. No.
Tell OJ I say hi.
OMG!!! You guys are freakin hilarious. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly breath. Freaking hilarious. This really made my day.
it was entrapment officer...i swear....i didn't give her any money.....
"Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars."
Note to self, don't yell "Gun!" at an O- rally.
Nothing ever ends well when preceded with "Here, hold my beer."
I haven't used the head in 2 days, just wait 'till they open the door.
Seriously, you are not sticking that up my tailpipe...
Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
See also Sheep
Where's my Hi-Point?
"It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first."
Different for orangutans.
The Second Amendment ...... Because crime SHOULD be a hazardous occupation.
If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to him.
If you want to piss off a liberal, tell him the truth.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."