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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus View Post
    "Now where is my cousin Yoda? He said to me, 'break out of this joint, you must'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelRabbi View Post
    My cell mate keeps showing me his banana!
    Oy! It would have been interesting to be at that bris!
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    Yes, they told me not to touch the red button. But what is a little monkey going to do, I had to press it, but how was I supposed to know it set off a EMP.

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