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The Second Amendment ...... Because crime SHOULD be a hazardous occupation.
If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to him.
If you want to piss off a liberal, tell him the truth.
I never inhaled.....
Osculare pultem meam! - Kiss my grits!
"I'm Al Sharpton, and I will not be treated like this!"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" J. Buffett
"hey,.... I'm Don Kings little brother, let me out of here"
"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom" Gen. George Patton
"I swear officer, she said she was 18!!!"
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
Just ask my Mom, her name is Nancy Pelosi..and she'll tell you I was not there the night of the 18th
Dont stick tweezers in a Electrical socket,now ya tell me
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Last edited by JonInNY; May 3rd, 2010 at 04:54 PM. Reason: To change the grammar to Yoda's "Object-Subject-Verb" word order.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
My cell mate keeps showing me his banana!
You got it all wrong, He's outside looking at us wondering what we did to get here.
I reject your reality, and insert my own.
Hey man, lemme out, have you seen the animals in here?
"Come Watson, the game is afoot!"
"Mommy, I didn't do it, I swear! I was just monkeying around."
Yes, they told me not to touch the red button. But what is a little monkey going to do, I had to press it, but how was I supposed to know it set off a EMP.