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I think this is a funny picture, so I wanted to pass it on and see what humorous comments I would get.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Patrick HenryOriginally Posted by UnklFungus
NRA Life Member
With great power comes great responsibility.-Stan Lee
Why is my mother in law in jail?
Don't tread on me or mine.
I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.
"I was in fear of my life. Now just where the heck is my attorney"....
Sometimes in life you have to stand your ground. It's a hard lesson to learn and even most adults don't get it, but in the end only I can be responsible for my life. If faced with any type of adversity, only I can overcome it. Waiting for someone else to take responsibility is a long fruitless wait.
Honest, I'm a volunteer EMT and just wanted to speak with the president.
I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!
"Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"
This is BS!! I didn't do nuthin' wrong!! Do you know who I am? Johnny Carson just happens to be a personal friend of mine!! I was even on his show once!
Is that a Night Hawk Custom?!
(at least thats what I look like!)
Georg BüchnerWo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
(Murder begins where self-defense ends)
Whah, did you see that?? He took my friggin banana!!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal...
Alabama Constitution of 1901 - That every citizen has a right to bear arms in defense of himself and the state.
I'd say the highlight of my career was working with Charlton Heston. He even let me call him Chuck. After the fifth, and last movie in the series I found myself typecast, depressed, and out of work. I found a job working security but had to leave after being threatened by Gary Coleman. That's when I met Michael at a "Big Brothers of Thailand" charity dinner. He did treat me pretty well...even going so far as to let me sleep in the house when the children weren't there. After his death, I was down and out again, finally getting busted for smoking bananas. But I am writing a new book that I plan on releasing when I get outta here called "Blowing Bubbles: My Life at the Neverland Ranch".
"O.K., who put the super glue on these bars?"
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
"Don't never take no shortcuts." Patty Reed, Donner Party
Lifetime NRA member
Who took my hair gel?
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
Woah! She's having a worse hair day then I am!
Range time + ammo: $50
Quality mother/daughter time: PRICELESS