What is your caption?

What is your caption?

This is a discussion on What is your caption? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I think this is a funny picture, so I wanted to pass it on and see what humorous comments I would get....

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    What is your caption?


    I think this is a funny picture, so I wanted to pass it on and see what humorous comments I would get.
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