This is a discussion on Must-Have item for every bug-out bag within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Tactical Canned Bacon...
Hey, zombies may be real, best to be prepared!
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
I think that stuff is made so you die of a heart attack from the sodium before you have a chance to suffer from a zombie attach.
Depending on the type of zombie, they may run away screaming "Haram!" "Haram!"
In my crazier moments I've thought about throwing bacon bits. Only on the violent ones, mind you....
"I pledge allegiance to the war banner of the united states of Totalitaria. And to the Republic, which no longer stands, several bankers, who are now god, indivisible, with Bernanke bucks and credit for all."
Maltz... You're not supposed to eat it. It's like a hand grenade!
You pull the tab, rip the lid off and throw it at the zombies as a distraction device.
You get a load of the guy in the picture eating it? He looks like a zombie, don't he?
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."