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2-year-old Mistakenly Sips white Russian

This is a discussion on 2-year-old Mistakenly Sips white Russian within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I wish I had a humorous comment but I don't. It almost sounds like they tried to set the restaurant up. Put "a glass of ...

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    I wish I had a humorous comment but I don't. It almost sounds like they tried to set the restaurant up. Put "a glass of milk" in front of a kid that age and you get only two results; spilled milk being one of the choices.

    You're supposed to watch your kids, at that age, 100% of the time. Look away, and there's no telling what will happen.

    When ours was about 2 Mrs. H went shopping for a dress. The kiddo was playing on the floor next to the clothing rack. Duh, he found a paper clip, and sure enough there was an electric outlet underneath the rack too. Hidden by the dresses. The rest was predictable.

    You can't turn your attention from them for a second at that age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoWeBePart1 View Post

    The Dude to the parents: This aggerssion will not stand, man.
    Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of ones youth, blessed is he who has a quiver full of them.They will not be ashamed, they will speak with thier enemies at the gate.

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    Negligent parents. I can't believe they called the Cops. WTH?
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    The cops should have cited the parents:

    Count 1 - Endangering the welfare of a minor

    Count 2 - Making bogus 911 call

    Count 3 - Gross lack of judgement

    Count 4 - Being a general dumbazz...
    The number of people killed because they didn't have "enough gun" is dwarfed by those who had none at all.

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    Oh man, how many of us on this forum grabbed our dads beer from the end table and took a big pull. The words YUK came out of our mouths and maybe spit it out.

    Did anyone die from this experience?

    I bet they are liberals and want a law passed to prevent anything like this from happening again.
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    "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"

    I took a big spoonful of spicy mustard when I was in a Chinese restaurant at that age...I bet it was a lot worse (for me!) than a nip of White Russian. Those parents are idiots of the highest caliber - I prevent the following evidence:

    Mom is 22. Dad is 35. Just sayin'.
    They named their kid Jadm. If it were JDAM, I'd give 'em a pass, but...Jadm?
    They called the frickin' police because their kid took a sip of what is not even that strong a drink. The POLICE.

    Seriously, what's the matter with these people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XsYang View Post
    I got them figured out: Let me google that for you
    Awesome app, Yang.

    I can hear it in court now:

    Hu put the drinks in the center of the table?

    No, Hee put them there....
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    when the intervention of society... may be too late to prevent an injury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    The dad sits there while his two-year old drinks takes a sip of his white russian and he wants to blame the waiter!?

    This is wrong on so many levels...

    Daddy needs to have some sense beat into him.

    Reminded me of the time when I was three and my dad left a Martini on the coffee table and left the room. Well, i found it. He said I was bouncing off the walls in the hallway. I still love martini's.

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    You can't fix stupid.
    Don't do things you don't want to explain to the Paramedics!

    Stupidity should be painful.

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    I bet we got more alcohol with our cough medicine as kids than that one got from the mixed drink. And sometimes alcohol was the cough medicine! Sometimes it's best to just stop and think about things for a minute. Unless you are convinced that Govco's job is to protect YOU! Get a life.
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    It's a good thing that he didn't cut anyone with the butter knife!

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    As a Paramedic, I'm not sure what those Medics were using for guidance other than common sense to say the kid was fine. Since the parents were being royal jerks, I would have insisted on a speedy trip to the nearest trauma center.

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    Smith said Jadm’s father, Albert Moschella, 35, had ordered the potent potion of vodka, cream and coffee liquer, while his daughter was waiting on a Sprite and Smith, a fruity sex on the beach cocktail.
    How old is his daughter that she is ordering a cocktail? If she is old enough to be drinking, he must have been 14 when she was born. That is the problem today. Children having children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Man View Post
    Oh man, how many of us on this forum grabbed our dads beer from the end table and took a big pull. The words YUK came out of our mouths and maybe spit it out.

    Did anyone die from this experience?

    I bet they are liberals and want a law passed to prevent anything like this from happening again.
    But I never said yuk. Is that what went wrong?
    I'm not a lawyer or a LEO, just a pantload with a computer.

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    I remember one party I found a bowl of "orange juice" at. It was a friends first communion party so I was all of 5-6? Slept it off in a corner, When my parents woke me up to go home I asked for another cup of OJ for the ride, much to the hostesses horror.
    I second playing the lawsuit lottery.
    If your toddler drinks something they aren't supposed to isn't poison control the first call? it is in my house.

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