2-year-old Mistakenly Sips white Russian
This is a discussion on 2-year-old Mistakenly Sips white Russian within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I wish I had a humorous comment but I don't. It almost sounds like they tried to set the restaurant up. Put "a glass of ...
May 3rd, 2010 08:58 PM
I wish I had a humorous comment but I don't. It almost sounds like they tried to set the restaurant up. Put "a glass of milk" in front of a kid that age and you get only two results; spilled milk being one of the choices.
You're supposed to watch your kids, at that age, 100% of the time. Look away, and there's no telling what will happen.
When ours was about 2 Mrs. H went shopping for a dress. The kiddo was playing on the floor next to the clothing rack. Duh, he found a paper clip, and sure enough there was an electric outlet underneath the rack too. Hidden by the dresses. The rest was predictable.
You can't turn your attention from them for a second at that age.
May 3rd, 2010 08:58 PM
May 3rd, 2010 09:07 PM
The Dude to the parents: This aggerssion will not stand, man.
Originally Posted by WhoWeBePart1
Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of ones youth, blessed is he who has a quiver full of them.They will not be ashamed, they will speak with thier enemies at the gate.
May 3rd, 2010 09:20 PM
Negligent parents. I can't believe they called the Cops. WTH?
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
May 3rd, 2010 09:39 PM
The cops should have cited the parents:
Count 1 - Endangering the welfare of a minor
Count 2 - Making bogus 911 call
Count 3 - Gross lack of judgement
Count 4 - Being a general dumbazz...
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May 3rd, 2010 10:42 PM
Oh man, how many of us on this forum grabbed our dads beer from the end table and took a big pull. The words YUK came out of our mouths and maybe spit it out.
Did anyone die from this experience?
I bet they are liberals and want a law passed to prevent anything like this from happening again.
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May 3rd, 2010 10:54 PM
"Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"
I took a big spoonful of spicy mustard when I was in a Chinese restaurant at that age...I bet it was a lot worse (for me!) than a nip of White Russian. Those parents are idiots of the highest caliber - I prevent the following evidence:
Mom is 22. Dad is 35. Just sayin'.
They named their kid Jadm. If it were JDAM, I'd give 'em a pass, but...Jadm?
They called the frickin' police because their kid took a sip of what is not even that strong a drink. The POLICE.
Seriously, what's the matter with these people?
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May 3rd, 2010 11:09 PM
Awesome app, Yang.
Originally Posted by XsYang
I can hear it in court now:
Hu put the drinks in the center of the table?
No, Hee put them there....
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when the intervention of society... may be too late to prevent an injury.
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May 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
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May 4th, 2010 12:25 AM
Don't do things you don't want to explain to the Paramedics!
Stupidity should be painful.
May 4th, 2010 12:46 AM
I bet we got more alcohol with our cough medicine as kids than that one got from the mixed drink. And sometimes alcohol was the cough medicine! Sometimes it's best to just stop and think about things for a minute. Unless you are convinced that Govco's job is to protect YOU! Get a life.
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May 4th, 2010 01:01 AM
It's a good thing that he didn't cut anyone with the butter knife!
May 4th, 2010 01:03 AM
As a Paramedic, I'm not sure what those Medics were using for guidance other than common sense to say the kid was fine. Since the parents were being royal jerks, I would have insisted on a speedy trip to the nearest trauma center.
My butt doesn't want to end up in a defense chair.
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Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
May 4th, 2010 01:27 AM
How old is his daughter that she is ordering a cocktail? If she is old enough to be drinking, he must have been 14 when she was born. That is the problem today. Children having children.
Smith said Jadm’s father, Albert Moschella, 35, had ordered the potent potion of vodka, cream and coffee liquer, while his daughter was waiting on a Sprite and Smith, a fruity sex on the beach cocktail
May 4th, 2010 01:33 AM
But I never said yuk. Is that what went wrong?
Originally Posted by Ice Man
I'm not a lawyer or a LEO, just a pantload with a computer.
May 4th, 2010 01:39 AM
I remember one party I found a bowl of "orange juice" at. It was a friends first communion party so I was all of 5-6? Slept it off in a corner, When my parents woke me up to go home I asked for another cup of OJ for the ride, much to the hostesses horror.
I second playing the lawsuit lottery.
If your toddler drinks something they aren't supposed to isn't poison control the first call? it is in my house.
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