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    Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms...

    Who's bringing the chips?


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    Yeah...LOL! I knew that was coming, Thing is it now includes explosives too. BATFE. So whenever you think about one of these jokes in the future, better cover your ass and think about what you're eating so as not to cause a stir in the future. After the chips and dip of course. A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way! Be careful out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ram Rod View Post
    Yeah...LOL! I knew that was coming, Thing is it now includes explosives too. BATFE. So whenever you think about one of these jokes in the future, better cover your ass and think about what you're eating so as not to cause a stir in the future. After the chips and dip of course. A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way! Be careful out there.
    Now that's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ram Rod View Post
    Thing is it now includes explosives too.
    That just adds to the fun

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    I think they have all the ingredients for redneck heaven in that department.

    If they could just add one more thing...mud tires. BATFEMT.
    My GLOCK goes BANG every time!

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    Conservative T-Shirts has one that says Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

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    BATFE, also known as booze, butts, bullets, and bombs.
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