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    Let me see if i got this right.....

    let me see if I got this right.....

    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


    IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:


    1 - A JOB,
    2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
    3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
    4 - WELFARE,
    5 - FOOD STAMPS,
    6 - CREDIT CARDS
    7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
    8 - FREE EDUCATION,
    9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
    10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
    11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
    12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROtest THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD IT RIGHT......

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    You forgot the Mexican border - jailed indefinitely.

    Other than that, I think that's right. And if you protest detaining illegals, you are racist.

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    Yeah, you got it right..
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    Sounds about right...No matter how wrong it is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divebum47 View Post
    You forgot the Mexican border - jailed indefinitely.

    Other than that, I think that's right. And if you protest detaining illegals, you are racist.

    I love my country, but I fear my government.
    Oh yea, I forgot what Mexico does to illegal tresspassers....

    Ironic......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divebum47 View Post
    You forgot the Mexican border - jailed indefinitely.

    Other than that, I think that's right. And if you protest detaining illegals, you are racist.

    I love my country, but I fear my government.
    The original intent was to have the government fear us the people!!!

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    Bill Maher was on CNN yestreday saying tha Illegals do not raise crime or cause any real problems for the US...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwhite75 View Post
    Bill Maher was on CNN yestreday saying tha Illegals do not raise crime or cause any real problems for the US...
    He needs to quit smoking that stuff,I'd invite him to come vacation down here for a week and then say that with a straight face,our jails and prisons are full of Illegals
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    Sad but it is true !

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    Yes it is true!
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    WE CAN, YES, change this before it is too late. Right thinking people need to mobilize, and have our own revolution in November. There are some viable alternative candidates emerging as never before. (All mho, certainly).

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    I get my local police docket for each day sent to my email address. It show the mug shot, map their address and the charges.

    Our county started doing the exact same thing that Arizona is doing... basically, every person arrested gets checked for citizenship. No? You get deported.

    At any rate, the docket was over half Mexican a year ago. Now it's a mix of all the races prevalent in the area. And there's about half the arrests. Seems like it's working.
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