The Haircut
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ...
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May 13th, 2010 09:13 AM
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The Haircut
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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May 13th, 2010 09:13 AM
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May 13th, 2010 09:27 AM
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Noli nothis permittere te terere
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
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May 13th, 2010 10:45 AM
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I'd be laughing if it wasn't so damn true!
Ok, I chuckled a little bit. It was funny. But still true.
-Bark'n
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"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
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May 13th, 2010 12:10 PM
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I thought it was a joke at the beginning!
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May 13th, 2010 03:54 PM
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Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. PSALM 144:1
I CLING to my guns and my Bible.
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May 13th, 2010 03:57 PM
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Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME.
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May 13th, 2010 04:38 PM
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sometimes the truth is funny
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
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May 13th, 2010 09:25 PM
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I concur with everyone on this. It's a dang shame also.
"I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger" Mencius"
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May 13th, 2010 11:52 PM
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It's too true to be funny. Also fits perfectly with what we've been talking about in my government class. I have to send it to my professor now, hopefully he gets a kick out of it, otherwise...
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May 16th, 2010 08:14 PM
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Quit tellin them true stories....hard to believe
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May 16th, 2010 09:19 PM
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"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
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