Oh this is so true
This is a discussion on The Haircut within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; The Haircut One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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Oh this is so true
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.
I'd be laughing if it wasn't so damn true!
Ok, I chuckled a little bit. It was funny. But still true.
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
I thought it was a joke at the beginning!
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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I CLING to my guns and my Bible.
Gain a 2A vote, take a fence-sitter shooting.
sometimes the truth is funny
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
I concur with everyone on this. It's a dang shame also.
"I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger" Mencius"
It's too true to be funny. Also fits perfectly with what we've been talking about in my government class. I have to send it to my professor now, hopefully he gets a kick out of it, otherwise...
Quit tellin them true stories....hard to believe
Sad but true.
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne