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    Guns don't kill people...

    ...ceramic ducks kill people.
    Or injure them at least.

    A little news from my home town.
    Man arrested after using ceramic duck as a weapon | al.com
    Man arrested after using ceramic duck as a weapon
    By Victoria Cumbow, The Huntsville Times
    May 21, 2010, 12:44PM
    Michael Mercier / The Huntsville TimesMuscovy ducks at Huntsville's downtown Big Spring lagoon.HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Police say one man is in jail after he hit another man with a ceramic duck.

    Around 8:15 p.m. Thursday, police arrested a man on assault charges after he attacked another man with a broken piece of a ceramic duck.

    The incident happened in the 2900 block of Pulaski Pike.

    Additional information on the incident will be released later today.
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    I'm calling Chucky Schumer & Sarah Brady.......WE HAVE TO BAN THESE DEADLY DUCKS!
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    Somebody step on a duck?
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    Broken duck?
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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    and how exactly would you install a cable lock on that duck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbrenke View Post
    and how exactly would you install a cable lock on that duck?
    Through the two holes on top of the bill.
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    I was nowhere around there
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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm View Post
    I'm calling Chucky Schumer & Sarah Brady.......WE HAVE TO BAN THESE DEADLY DUCKS!
    Now this is the truth, where is Sarah Brady and her group.
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    He ducked him up!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    You're dithpicable!
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    "Duck hunting" takes on a whole new meaning... LOL
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