...ceramic ducks kill people.
Or injure them at least.
A little news from my home town.
Man arrested after using ceramic duck as a weapon | al.com
Man arrested after using ceramic duck as a weapon
By Victoria Cumbow, The Huntsville Times
May 21, 2010, 12:44PM
Michael Mercier / The Huntsville TimesMuscovy ducks at Huntsville's downtown Big Spring lagoon.HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Police say one man is in jail after he hit another man with a ceramic duck.
Around 8:15 p.m. Thursday, police arrested a man on assault charges after he attacked another man with a broken piece of a ceramic duck.
The incident happened in the 2900 block of Pulaski Pike.
Additional information on the incident will be released later today.