Mean Kitty!!!

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    Mean Kitty!!!

    I don't know if I would want to mess with this little Kitty. LOL...

    Mean Kitty...

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    That's one tough kitty!

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    That friends - is a kitty with serious attitude!

    Showing everyone the ''bear'' facts of feline aggression
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    Talking The bear was near sighted

    and the cat told him he was a 200# cougar, bears will believe anything.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    More like Jack Bauer Cat

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    Long response ahead:

    GALAHAD: They're nervous, sire.

    ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!

    TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

    ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.

    GALAHAD: What with?

    ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.

    TIM: Too late!

    ARTHUR: What?

    TIM: There he is!

    ARTHUR: Where?

    TIM: There!

    ARTHUR: What, behind the cat?

    TIM: It is the cat.

    ARTHUR: You silly sod!

    TIM: What?

    ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!

    TIM: Well, that's no ordinary cat!

    ARTHUR: Ohh.

    TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered feline you ever set eyes on!

    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

    TIM: Look, that cat's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

    GALAHAD: Get stuffed!

    TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

    GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

    ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!

    TIM: I'm warning you!

    ROBIN: What's he do, scratch your bum?

    TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

    ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

    BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One kitty stew comin' right up!

    TIM: Look!

    [meow]

    BORS: Aaaugh!

    [clunk]

    ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

    TIM: I warned you!

    ROBIN: I done it again!

    TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little kitty, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

    ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
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    I bet none of his cat friends call him ***** anymore. LOL

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    And people wonder why I hate cats....
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    Quote Originally Posted by A1C Lickey
    And people wonder why I hate cats....
    Why did a cat chase you up a tree....LOL
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    did a cat chase you up a tree?

    That's funny.

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    i love cats!!!
    im happy that bear met his match...lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon J
    Why did a cat chase you up a tree....LOL

    No, but I still (six years later) have scars from one of my ex's cat. I seriously think the darn thing was the Spawn of Satan. Or at least a close relative...
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    I wonder if New Jersey is going to make him get a

    special concealed weapons permit when he takes it to the vet.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by A1C Lickey
    No, but I still (six years later) have scars from one of my ex's cat. I seriously think the darn thing was the Spawn of Satan. Or at least a close relative...
    Cats can sense hostility and react accordingly, so you were contemplating a break up or it was heading that way so the cat reacted.. that and picking it up by the tail likely didnít help either.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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