The Ostrich

The Ostrich

This is a discussion on The Ostrich within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries ...

Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: The Ostrich

  1. #1
    VIP Member Array dukalmighty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    texas
    Posts
    15,179

    The Ostrich

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks them for their orders.
    The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
    the ostrich, "What's yours?"
    "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.


    A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
    be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
    pulls out the exact change for payment.
    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
    says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.."



    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.."


    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.


    This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
    asks the waitress.
    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
    a salad," says the man.


    "Same," says the ostrich.
    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."


    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
    places it on the table.


    The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
    sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
    in your pocket every time?"


    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
    me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
    I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
    would always be there."


    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"


    "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
    money is always there," says the man..


    The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"


    The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
    with long legs who agrees with everything I say.."
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .


  2. #2
    VIP Member
    Array OPFOR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Nomad
    Posts
    4,713
    :facepalm:

    At least he didn't ask for a 12" pianist.
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

  3. #3
    VIP Member Array Hiram25's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Wyoming, DE
    Posts
    11,252
    Funny!
    Hiram25
    You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
    Retired DE Trooper, SA XD40 SC, S&W 2" Airweight
    dukalmighty & Pure Kustom Black Ops Pro "Trooper" Holsters, DE CCDW and LEOSA Permits, Vietnam Vet 68-69 Pleiku

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. Ugly OD Green Ostrich Glock Holster
    By Silver Wolf in forum Defensive Carry Holsters & Carry Options
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: August 20th, 2008, 05:26 PM
  2. Ostrich Leg Holster, Black or Brown
    By Roy Weber in forum Defensive Carry Holsters & Carry Options
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: November 9th, 2007, 03:26 PM
  3. Ostrich Leg Holster
    By Roy Weber in forum Defensive Carry Holsters & Carry Options
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: November 2nd, 2007, 07:54 AM

Search tags for this page

how are the pistol and the ostrich alike
,

ostrich gun forum

,

ostrich leg holster

Click on a term to search for related topics.