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    Fantasy Press Conference

    Reporter: "General, what do you think was going thru al-Zarqawi's mind
    when the Air Force rolled in?
    General: "Probably large pieces of shrapnel!"
    The Denver Rocky Mountain news published a full page picture of his dead
    mug which I put in the bottom of my ferret cage.
    They know what this is all about - and what do I have? Nothin' but you egg-suckin', chicken stealing gutter trash with not even sixty rounds between you. We're after men - and I wish to God I was with them.

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    "Probably large pieces of shrapnel!"
    Sorry to be morbidly gratuitous but - that is funny! (probably shouldn't be!)
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    I find it funny as well. I also find the original question to be dumb, but that's just me.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Too funny. Kind of like the question posed to the US sniper (Stupid Q: "What do you feel?" A: "Recoil")

    I think we were all relieved, and may his followers meet the same fate.
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