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    Goodbye Garden Gnome..... Hello Zombie

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    They'll probably sell millions of these things.
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    Just add a moaning sound track tied to a proximity switch should really get their attention, great for Halloween too.
    Last edited by msgt/ret; June 2nd, 2010 at 02:16 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    Just add a moaning sound track tied to a proximity switch should really get their attention, great for Halloween too.
    Me thinks I see an idea forming......
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    Add an appropriate size red dot between the eyes.

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    Me wants me one or three!
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    I can totally see you getting a dozen or so of these, Griff. Saw them the other day at another site and almost sent you a link, shoulda known you'd have found it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mech View Post
    I can totally see you getting a dozen or so of these, Griff. Saw them the other day at another site and almost sent you a link, shoulda known you'd have found it!
    Actually, I got that link off of R.I.!

    Gonna be a week or five, but I plan to get at least one of those for Halloween.


    And also, for those who don't know about them: Zombie Targets. Kewelest thing since sliced bread, IMNSHO.
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    This is from Toscano Design. I get their catalog and they have many great things. Here is their address:

    Statues, Wall Sculpture, Home Decor, Fairies, Dragons, Gargoyles...Design Toscano
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    Honestly, I think I am more affraid of the gnomes!!! Scary little bearded troll men!
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    Shame on you, CCWFlaRuger. Scary, little bearded troll men need to be loved too. This gnome discrimination needs to stop.

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