The Cardiologists' Funeral

The Cardiologists' Funeral

This is a discussion on The Cardiologists' Funeral within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Got this in an e-mail, Hope you like it. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood ...

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    The Cardiologists' Funeral

    Got this in an e-mail, Hope you like it.


    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
    covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
    the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
    stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral
    ... I'm a gynecologist."

    That's when the proctologist fainted.
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    Ha ! Good one..... :)
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    That's great!
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    I gotta stop taking a drink of water before reading these things, keyboards and water do not mix well!!!!
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    That was great!!!!
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    That was great.
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    "...and to dust you shall return."
    No mention of method of transportation to the dust bowl though....
    Makes cremation sound more appealing....
    Good one!
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    that's a good one

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    That was funny !!!
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    Lol !!!
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