Ha ! Good one..... :)
This is a discussion on The Cardiologists' Funeral within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Got this in an e-mail, Hope you like it. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood ...
Got this in an e-mail, Hope you like it.
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral
... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
Ha ! Good one..... :)
" Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "
Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
U.S. Navy vet 1981-1992
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
I gotta stop taking a drink of water before reading these things, keyboards and water do not mix well!!!!
"Gun Control means hitting your target, Repeatedly"
"Always fire two warning shots to center mass before taking head shots"
That was great!!!!
There were NO Guns used to take over the flights on 9-11, IT STILL HAPPENED
Wake up Americans - GUN CONTROL - Means WE LOOSE
The power of the future is in its ability to inspire the present.
That was great.
"Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa
"...and to dust you shall return."
No mention of method of transportation to the dust bowl though....
Makes cremation sound more appealing....
"Ray Nagin is a colossal disappointment" - NRA/ILA Executive Director Chris W. Cox.
"...be water, my friend."
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