June 7th, 2010 10:38 AM
Female Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
"Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready."
June 7th, 2010 11:13 AM
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
June 7th, 2010 11:37 AM
June 7th, 2010 11:51 AM
An oldie, but a goodie...updated of course!
My wife gets off a plane in 20 hours...she's gonna be or
- know the difference
is a fancy name for crappy fighter
You have never lived until you have almost died. For those that have fought for it, life has a special flavor the protected will never know
June 7th, 2010 01:03 PM
It's amazing what you can do if you really set your mind to it!
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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June 7th, 2010 09:14 PM
And it begs the question: Who are meaner than Marines and can retain water?
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
June 7th, 2010 09:25 PM
I think I dated her in my single days!!
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June 10th, 2010 03:24 AM
Had to be kin to my second wife ...
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
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June 10th, 2010 03:42 AM
Yeah, my wife still has the limp from the hard landing. Still drinks like a sailor though. Janie's doing great too, she graduates the Naval Academy next week.
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
June 10th, 2010 05:26 AM
Desperate people do desperate things in desperate situations.
Heavily medicated for your protection.
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