Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer....

Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer....

This is a discussion on Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer.... within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; QUESTION: Okay.you're in a room with Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer*....you have a gun but only 2 bullets.who do you shoot? ANSWER: The lawyer.....twice. (*NOTE ...

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    Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer....

    QUESTION: Okay.you're in a room with Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer*....you have a gun but only 2 bullets.who do you shoot?

    ANSWER: The lawyer.....twice.




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    wrong answer.
    I shoot Hitler and Stalin. I have the lawyer on retainer.
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    Easy, line them up and shoot them all through the neck twice (as Dwight Schrute would say).

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    david feherty quote "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though,” Feherty wrote toward the end of his column. “Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by mreymann View Post
    david feherty quote "From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though,” Feherty wrote toward the end of his column. “Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”
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    Depends on the gun and the ammunition.

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    I shoot Stalin first and then the lawyer. Hitler was just a little scrawny, sickly chap. I beat him to death with the my bare hands.
    I haven’t heard any of the journalists who volunteered to be waterboarded asking to have their fingernails wrenched out with pliers, or electrodes attached to their genitals.

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