My Son Cracked Me Up!

My Son Cracked Me Up!

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    My Son Cracked Me Up!

    I found this so funny that I thought I'd pass it along.

    My 7-year-old son and I were hangin' around the house back when he was 7. My girlfriend’s kids are older, and she had passed down to me a grocery sack full of old, littler-kid videos for my son and 5-year-old daughter. My son, Hollis and I were goin’ through the videos, and I noticed that one was one those really cheesy old Godzilla movies from Japan, and I showed it to him. I said, "Look, Hollis! Godzilla!"

    He said, "Yea, Dad I know about Godzilla."

    I said, "You do?"

    He said, "Yes sir. He's DEAD."

    I said, "He's ... uh ... Godzilla's dead?!"

    Hollis said, "Yea! King David hit him in the head with a rock and KILLED HIM!"
    "You may not know it, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dyin'."

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    You gotta love some of the stuff kids come out with LOL!
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    I guess that's why Godzilla destroyed Tokio, David never went there.
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    David and Godzilla, I remeber that story. Kids crack me up.
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    Thats the best!

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    Very good BigJon. That's great.
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    Kids, ya gotta love 'em and love making them too!!!
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    I have another one for ya.....

    I don't want to hijack the thread.......but I have to tell you this.

    My son was 5 years old then..........The story will tell you when this happened.

    I had to stop into work on a day off and took him with me......at the courthouse.

    I happened to see Judge Pertusiazek in the corrider and she fell in love with Tommy almost immediately.......as well as her courtroom staff. He wanted to see a courtroom and she was all too happy to accomodate.

    She invited him to sit on the bench and bang the gavel. He got up behind the the Judge's bench, banged the gavel and announced,

    "President Clinton, you're going to jail for lying!"

    The courtroom staff smiled about that one for a week.

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    Steelhorse, I will now have to explain to the boss why there is bottled water spit up all over my keyboard!!... Great story!!

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    BigJon, that is too funny. Gotta love those kids. Priceless.

    Take plenty of pictures and STOP to do stuff with them... you see, MY three girls are now in college (age 23, 20 and 19) and I could swear that they were 7 years old JUST LAST WEEK.

    Seems like it. Take my advice, take pictures and take the time with them now.

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    haha great story!
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    Kids say the darnest things

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