My Son Cracked Me Up!
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My 7-year-old son and I were hangin' around the house back when he ...
June 14th, 2006 11:01 AM
My Son Cracked Me Up!
I found this so funny that I thought I'd pass it along.
My 7-year-old son and I were hangin' around the house back when he was 7. My girlfriend’s kids are older, and she had passed down to me a grocery sack full of old, littler-kid videos for my son and 5-year-old daughter. My son, Hollis and I were goin’ through the videos, and I noticed that one was one those really cheesy old Godzilla movies from Japan, and I showed it to him. I said, "Look, Hollis! Godzilla!"
He said, "Yea, Dad I know about Godzilla."
I said, "You do?"
He said, "Yes sir. He's DEAD."
I said, "He's ... uh ... Godzilla's dead?!"
Hollis said, "Yea! King David hit him in the head with a rock and KILLED HIM!"
"You may not know it, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dyin'."
Charles Travis Postlewaite, 1882
June 14th, 2006 11:09 AM
You gotta love some of the stuff kids come out with LOL!
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June 14th, 2006 11:48 AM
I guess that's why Godzilla destroyed Tokio, David never went there.
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June 14th, 2006 11:50 AM
David and Godzilla, I remeber that story. Kids crack me up.
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June 14th, 2006 12:32 PM
June 14th, 2006 02:19 PM
Very good BigJon. That's great.
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For those who don't understand, no explanation is possible.
June 14th, 2006 02:24 PM
Kids, ya gotta love 'em and love making them too!!!
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June 14th, 2006 02:58 PM
I have another one for ya.....
I don't want to hijack the thread.......but I have to tell you this.
My son was 5 years old then..........The story will tell you when this happened.
I had to stop into work on a day off and took him with me......at the courthouse.
I happened to see Judge Pertusiazek in the corrider and she fell in love with Tommy almost immediately.......as well as her courtroom staff. He wanted to see a courtroom and she was all too happy to accomodate.
She invited him to sit on the bench and bang the gavel. He got up behind the the Judge's bench, banged the gavel and announced,
"President Clinton, you're going to jail for lying!"
The courtroom staff smiled about that one for a week.
June 14th, 2006 03:15 PM
Steelhorse, I will now have to explain to the boss why there is bottled water spit up all over my keyboard!!... Great story!!
June 14th, 2006 03:24 PM
BigJon, that is too funny. Gotta love those kids. Priceless.
Take plenty of pictures and STOP to do stuff with them... you see, MY three girls are now in college (age 23, 20 and 19) and I could swear that they were 7 years old JUST LAST WEEK.
Seems like it. Take my advice, take pictures and take the time with them now.
June 14th, 2006 05:20 PM
June 14th, 2006 06:15 PM
Kids say the darnest things
That's the only thing that I miss from not being married and that's having my own rugrats.
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