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    Talking Value of drink :)

    I suspect like most stuff this has been around a while - just happened to be new to me.

    In case not seen by all - worth a look . I do not recommend excess with the demon drink but moderation is fine.

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    The Value of a Drink

    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
    I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
    about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
    and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
    of work and their dreams would be shattered.
    Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
    dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra and panties.
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
    wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
    going to feel all day. "
    ~Frank Sinatra

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    ~ Henny Youngman

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
    ~ Stephen Wright

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
    we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
    get drunk and go to heaven!"
    ~ Brian O'Rourke

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    ~ Benjamin Franklin

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the
    history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
    wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
    not go nearly as well with pizza."
    ~ Dave Barry

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
    ~ Dave Howell

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
    Here's how it went:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not



    That's all the excuses I need to carry on.

    CHEERS!!
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    I'll drink to that!
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    Actually, new evidence supports the premise that 17 12oz beers per day prevents prostate cancer and 4 cups of coffee (not decaf) per day cuts the risk of liver disease. Need I say more?
    Life is too short to be serious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSGTTBAR
    Actually, new evidence supports the premise that 17 12oz beers per day prevents prostate cancer and 4 cups of coffee (not decaf) per day cuts the risk of liver disease. Need I say more?
    Oh man, I'm doomed.....I drink neither beer or coffee.
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
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    Drinking Problem?

    I don't have a drinking problem.

    I get drunk.....I fall down.....NO PROBLEM!


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    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    And just to remind all, beer helps the women get prettier at closing time too.
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    If I have to start drinking....

    Quote Originally Posted by MSGTTBAR
    Actually, new evidence supports the premise that 17 12oz beers per day prevents prostate cancer and 4 cups of coffee (not decaf) per day cuts the risk of liver disease. Need I say more?

    17 beers a day. That's going to put a serious dent in my bullet fund.
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    Actually, new evidence supports the premise that 17 12oz beers per day prevents prostate cancer and 4 cups of coffee (not decaf) per day cuts the risk of liver disease. Need I say more?
    WOOT! I'm doing great then, well, I may have to cut down to 17 per day

    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
    I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
    about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
    and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
    of work and their dreams would be shattered.
    Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
    dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy
    See, I do things "for the children". I bet that 9 out of 10 vinard workers have kids. If I were to be selfish and not drink lots of wine then they wouldn't have a job, and they wouldn't be able to feed their children and then the children die from starvation.

    DRINK MORE WINE, if it saves just one child then it is worth it

    Wayne

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    Well here is something fun to do when you are not doing anything.


    Click Here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Crunch
    Drinking Problem?

    I don't have a drinking problem.
    Reminds me of "Airplane" and the main character's drinking problem. Funny.

    Arkie, that second game was a little gross. A decent timekiller, though.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by goawayfarm
    17 beers a day. That's going to put a serious dent in my bullet fund.


    17 a day may mean you don't need a "bullet fund"?

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    yeah, the second game is new and I didn't know it was even on there until it popped up. I do like the walker tho.


    A good way to wear out a mouse. LOL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkie
    yeah, the second game is new and I didn't know it was even on there until it popped up. I do like the walker tho.


    A good way to wear out a mouse. LOL...
    59 meters.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Thats pretty Good

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