Funny Medical Acronyms

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    Oh, I forgot! SOCMOB is a pre-incident indicator for the appearance of Some Dude!

    SOCMOB = Standing On the Corner Minding my Own Business -- when, of course, Some Dude, out of nowhere, and for no reason that I can fathom, came up and [dissed/hit/knifed/shot] me. "I wasn't doin' nothin'!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by nedrgr21 View Post
    If the cops ever catch "some dude", ER business would be cut in half. i.e. Who shot you? Some dude.

    from car dealership:
    LTB - last time buyer
    That, and if they ever locate the establishment that serves beer in 5 gallon buckets.

    No matter how completely wasted an individual is, the universal response to "How much have you had to drink tonight?" is "two beers".
    Battle Plan (n) - a list of things that aren't going to happen if you are attacked.
    Blame it on Sixto - now that is a viable plan.

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    Some pretty good stuff there.

    I agree with paramedic70002, I believe most of them are used somewhere. I think they tend to run in geographical areas. We use a lot of those in our area as well. Some of them are definitely universally used.
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