Being Presidential

Being Presidential

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    Being Presidential

    Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm
    and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the
    edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th century carriage
    hitched to 6 magnificent white horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace
    waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. All is going well.

    Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
    earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the smell was
    excruciating. Both of them had to use handkerchiefs over their noses. The
    fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to
    ignore the incident.

    The Queen turns to President Bush, \"Mr. President, please accept my
    regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
    cannot control.\"

    George Bush, always trying to be \"Presidential\", replies, \"Your Majesty,
    do not give the matter another thought. If you had not mentioned it, I
    would have thought it was one of the horses.\"


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    Bumper, in posting this joke, you are responsible for me spraying our monitor with coffee. Through my nose ;)

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    ROFLMAO!! :P

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    That\'s a Texan ;)

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    Why do men have such a \"thing\" about farts? Is it because they fart and women don\'t? :)

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    Don\'t get me started....

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