This is a discussion on Being Presidential within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm
and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley ...
August 8th, 2004 07:17 PM
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm
and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the
edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th century carriage
hitched to 6 magnificent white horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace
waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. All is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the smell was
excruciating. Both of them had to use handkerchiefs over their noses. The
fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best to
ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, \"Mr. President, please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
George Bush, always trying to be \"Presidential\", replies, \"Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought. If you had not mentioned it, I
would have thought it was one of the horses.\"
August 8th, 2004 07:48 PM
Bumper, in posting this joke, you are responsible for me spraying our monitor with coffee. Through my nose ;)
August 8th, 2004 08:17 PM
August 10th, 2004 02:22 PM
August 10th, 2004 05:06 PM
Why do men have such a \"thing\" about farts? Is it because they fart and women don\'t? :)
August 10th, 2004 06:31 PM
Don\'t get me started....
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