Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

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  1. June 18th, 2010 10:44 AM #1
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    Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

    A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
    She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
    He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
    Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
    Not one hand went up.... So she took them home and ate them.

    Two lessons here:
    1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
    2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
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    Good one

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    Now that was a pretty good one!
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    She's lucky several hands didn't go up!
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    Not so funny. While in the Air Force we flew back and forth from CONUS to Thailand on the KC135 Young Tiger flights quite often.

    After a short 3 week trip to Utapao we got on a plane and came home. About half of us got crabs. Try explaining that to your wife.

    No honey, I didn't leave base the entire time. There were no other women. I don't know where I got the crabs. You need to use this cream too. I'll help with the extra laundry, etc. etc. Not a happy homecoming that time, or any other time, I came back from Thailand after that.
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    LOL that was good. Now would all the lawyers chime in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfl View Post
    Good one

    Which flavor of Linux are you running - Ubuntu 10.4 here.
    I too am running 10.04 32bit right now. I also have Linux Mint 32 bit and Win7 on my laptop. I am actually going to back up the two Linux's and install Linux Mint 9 64bit tonight in their stead. My lappy is a Gateway NV52 64bit.

    I have Mint 9 64bit on my Desktop at home and I LOOOOOVE it. It's basically 10.04, but with a better grip on the graphics end of things. I don't really know why, but Mint 9 just seems to work better than the two I have now.

    I am actually on my Windows partition now, but Ima be switchin tonight...

    Still keeping Windows, I am just going to decrease the partition and give Mint more room. I need a sarcasm emoticon!!!
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