A cow's Tale

A cow's Tale

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    A cow's Tale

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
    bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.


    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
    difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
    one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
    ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
    the cow's fanny.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"

    "I don't remember much after that"


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