If you're anything like me, which isn't necessarily good or bad, you probably stopped and took a quick breath after reading the title. It's ok, I'll give you time to digest the fact that a nearly 600 pound Houston MAN (because I'm sure the picture is deceiving), hid a 9mm gun and two clips in between his fat rolls. By now, you should be laughing or chuckling at the least.
It took at least five searches before Houston authorities uncovered the weapon.
diary of a PHAT black woman: Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Rolls