Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Rolls

Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Rolls

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    Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Rolls





    If you're anything like me, which isn't necessarily good or bad, you probably stopped and took a quick breath after reading the title. It's ok, I'll give you time to digest the fact that a nearly 600 pound Houston MAN (because I'm sure the picture is deceiving), hid a 9mm gun and two clips in between his fat rolls. By now, you should be laughing or chuckling at the least.

    It took at least five searches before Houston authorities uncovered the weapon.

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    Last edited by Don Glock; June 24th, 2010 at 10:52 PM.


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    Well, he would have caught the BG completely by surprise.

    BG: Give me your money!
    FG: It's in the third roll, lifts shirt, pulls up third roll and pulls out wallet.
    BG: You got anything else?
    FG: Yes, I have a rolex watch in the second roll around on my left side.
    BG: Goes around to left side and while trying to locate the watch.
    FG: Lifts first roll on right side, removes 9mm and shoots BG.
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    That is one ugly &*^%$. Yuck!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Storm View Post
    That is one ugly &*^%$. Yuck!!

    i think he/she has a well groomed mustache......
    Last edited by Don Glock; June 24th, 2010 at 10:12 PM.

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    I bet they was looking for a jelly donut in all those rolls,when the gun fell out
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    Some people hide weapons in unexpected places.

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    the officers were probably too frightened to discover what lies within the fat rolls.

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    I thought I'd heard of just about every holster out there..... until now.
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    I suspect the new hires at the jail will get the unofficial title of "fat roll inspector"................UGH
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    5 searches? WOW

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    Gross!
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    Sooo that's where my gun went to,thanks a lot Officer I been looking for that gun everywhere
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    Wonder what he cleans his gun with.....Dial soap or maybe Skin so Soft.......

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    Actaully had an inmates "old Lady" sneak in a small caliber auto to him during a visit, at our local MAXIMUM security penitentiary. That is where he hid his. He got spooked and snuck it back out ot her durng next visit, and she brought it back AGAIN, and he got caught later on when somebody snitched.
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