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Redneck Grilling

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    Redneck Grilling

    For your enjoyment.

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and during Lent were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steak was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The priest came to visit Bubba and suggest that he become Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison once again filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and said, "you was born a deer, you was raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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    That was too funny!
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    LOL I had to copy and paste that one into an email to some friends and family.
    I have a friend named Bubba. He likes venison.
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    LOL....

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    Thank the Lord I'm Methodist! Venison is too good to pass up...but no shortage of holy water. :-D
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