June 30th, 2010 11:21 PM
Ron Paul 2012
There are three kinds of Yankees: Yankees, Damn Yankees, and Floridians
June 30th, 2010 11:55 PM
Love the Gunny. Saw that commercial the other day and almost hurt myself, I was laughing so hard. I don't think much of commercials, but that one is my favorite. I even hit Youtube to watch it again!
"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." Ted Nugent
SIC VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM.
July 1st, 2010 12:33 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!..................
July 1st, 2010 09:21 AM
That's hysterical! I've watched the gunny commercial three times now and laughed hard every time.
July 1st, 2010 12:25 PM
Gunny gonna make him file a "Hurt Feelings Report"!
HURT FEELINGS REPORT
For use of this form, see FM 22-102; the proponent agency is TRADOC
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
AUTHORITY: 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of the Army and E.O. 9397 (SSN)
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of soldiers who require additional counseling,
NCO leadership, and extra duty..
ROUTINE USES: For subordinate leader development IAW FM 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.
DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling
PART I – ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
A. WHINER’S NAME (Last, First, MI)
C. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
D. DATE OF REPORT
F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
PART II – INCIDENT REPORT
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT
D. NCO OR OFFICER SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER
E. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE
G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)
PART III. INJURY (Mark all that apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE WORDS OF HURTFULNESS SPOKEN INTO?
LEFT RIGHT BOTH
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
YES NO MAYBE
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A “TISSUE” FOR TEARS?
YES NO MULTIPLE ________
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?
YES NO MAYBE
F. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)
0 I am thin skinned
0 The Army needs to fix my problems
0 Two beers is not enough
0 I am a wimp My feelings are easily hurt
0 My hands should be in my pockets
0 I have woman/man‐like hormones
0 I didn't sign up for this
0 I was not offered a post brief
0 I am a crybaby
0 I was told that
0 I am not a hero
0 Someone requested a post brief
0 I want my mommy
0 The weather is to cold
0 All of the above and more
G. NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.)
PART IV ‐ AUTHENTICATION
a. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN
c. PRINTED NAME OF WHINER
We, as the Army, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we
will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP. In the event we are unable to find a "hugger" we will notify the fire department and request that they
send fire personnel to your location. If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide
you with a "blankey", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.
DA FORM IMT WF1, APRIL 2009 EDITION OF APRIL 1989 IS OBSELETE
July 1st, 2010 05:19 PM
Sounds like your on to something
Originally Posted by BRTCP88
"To blame a gun for a mans decision is to foolishly attribute free will to an inanimate object"- Colion Noir.
July 2nd, 2010 08:09 AM
If you liked Gunny Ermy's therapist, go to youtube and search for "Doctor Dennis Leary". The video entitled with an acronym meaning Shut Up is the one you want.
Caution: not safe for sensitive ears, contains profanity. Hits the nail on the head, though.
(I'm not linking to it here because it is way over our family-friendly line. Please don't anyone else link it, either.)
Battle Plan (n) - a list of things that aren't going to happen if you are attacked.
Blame it on Sixto - now that is a viable plan.
July 2nd, 2010 07:20 PM
Not sure he is the guy for the job.
Originally Posted by BRTCP88
A real man chooses a 1911 - Gunny does Glocks.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
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