man, those are funny, especially the grand finale! :)
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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. THE GET AWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT?
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but fortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
8. AND, THE GRAND FINALE
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was
wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
man, those are funny, especially the grand finale! :)
yes it makes ya wonder do we really need all those things like air bags and helmets etc etc sometimes there needs to be some chlorine in the gene pool
the Grand Finale happens more than you think to new boaters that think they know everything!!! haha
so funny though!
(My uncle it happened too)
or no, i mean my Cousin, haha
my uncle was trying to teach his son ( my cousin) how to launch a boat when he back downed the trailer too fast and it came off the hitch, my uncle was too embarassed to stand by and help so he made my cousin slowly put away to another boat launch so all the other boaters waiting didn't give em crap, what a sight to see though!
I have to wonder how they strapped the trailer to the boat without the straps showing above the waterline and across the deck?
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence in their behalf. - George Orwell
sounds way out there. But I have seen some folks do some really foolish things too.
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson
Nemo Me Impune Lacesset
That's good stuff.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
How much can I get if I only stay a couple weeks??Originally Posted by Bumper
EOD - Initial success or total failure
Every one a winner in the stoopid class
Stoopid is - as stoopid does
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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Forrest Gump had it right.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Bueno. I mean good! Sorry, been in California too long....
Great! Truly amazing.
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