This is a discussion on girl at gander mountain within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by INccwchris So i went to gander mountain looking for a stock for the 870 i put on layaway 2 weeks ago and ...
NRA Certified Rifle/Pistol Instructor
Accuracy ALWAYS WINS! So carry what you can hit with.
If you find yourself in a fair fight your tactics stink.
I can't tell you how many times I've been "this close" to closing the deal with a pretty girl when she looks at my gun and says, "Oh... well it was nice talking to you," and promptly disappears. You're either ridiculously charming.... or retardedly lucky. Good work.
OP:So,...did you call her? Meet up with her?
The often neglected consequence of OCing
"The Second Amendment: America's Original Homeland Security"
4 tape recorders :DYou didn't capture the "encounter" on one of your 4 hidden tape recorders?
Don't be afraid of the enemy! Remember the Lord, who is great and glorious, and fight for your friends, your families, and your homes! Nehemiah 4:14
Does she have an older sister??? Wait....... let me rethink that. Whats her Grandma look like????????
You wanta keep that bad boy holstered,AD's are bad news
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
and we went out and i struck out, back to square one, turns out guns under the pillow are not a turn on to women, yet the one on the hip is, go figure
"The value you put on the lost will be determined by the sacrifice you are willing to make to seek them until they are found."
So... how cute was she?
ALWAYS carry! - NEVER tell!
"A superior Operator is best defined as someone who uses his superior
judgement to keep himself out of situations that would require a display of his
Pictures, or no one will believe it!