Murphy's Other Laws

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    Murphy's Other Laws

    Hopefully new to some, they were new to me. And pretty darn funny.




    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.




    A day without sunshine is like, well, night.




    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.




    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.




    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.




    Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.




    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.




    It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.




    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.




    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.




    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.




    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.



    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand

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    Ain't them the truth

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    Those are great ones!!!!!

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    Very funny
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Excellent

    Hard to find one that ain't got a big ring of truth!
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    You hit the nail on the head with every one of those. Great post.

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    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
    Wow. My life in a nutshell. Good stuff.
    eschew obfuscation

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    When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

    Scary..............
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    True !!!
    One shot. One kill.

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    those are great! :)
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