Toilet snake is finally captured

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    I was sitting in my basement office about two years ago and heard a splashing in my basement bathroom. I opened the toilet lid and what was there looking up at me? A Rat ! A Big Freakin rat. I closed the lid and went and got a plunger and came back and held him under water til he drowned.. Then I flushed him down the toilet

    Turns our rhe sewer pipe had a hole in it and the rat came in via the hole. The sewer authority fixed it pronto.

    Can you imagine anyone sitting down and looking down between their legs and seeing a beady pair of eyes looking up at them?

    At least I killed a useless animal



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    Fake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tcox4freedom View Post
    Fake!

    Not quite sure what you are referring to. If it's my story, feel free to believe whatever you like.

    It happened

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    I doubt I would have noticed somthing that size...
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    it seriously looks photoshopped...
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    Yeah....I already hate snakes outside....

    Inside? in the toilet?....

    ummm.....yeah....
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    Place I used to work we found a mouse in the toilet upstairs so I flushed it. Later I found it in the toilet downstairs, still alive. Reflush did the trick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siafu View Post
    I've released a few toilet snakes back into the wild in my day.
    I've deposited a few
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    That's why I look before I sit and look again. Once I drop the bomb and I no longer have the urge, I pretty much finish up.

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    Simple place a sign over the toilet where you saw the snake. The sign could say the following: Beware: While dropping a deuce, a snake may give you a goose.

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