Toilet snake is finally captured

Toilet snake is finally captured

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    Toilet snake is finally captured

    Yay!!!!! I was getting nervous.

    "Last Updated: Tuesday October 18 2005 13:50 GMT
    Toilet snake is finally captured

    A 3m snake believed to have been living in toilet pipes in a block of flats for three months has been caught.
    The boa constrictor, named Keith, is thought to have been abandoned by a resident who was evicted after owing 5,500 in rent to his landlord.
    The huge snake has been slithering out of toilet bowls throughout the flats in Manchester since August.
    A brave resident finally put the snake's antics to an end by coaxing the creature into a bucket"
    There's even a pic!
    CBBC Newsround | UK | Toilet snake is finally captured


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    Could you imagine sitting there minding your business to look down and see that thing right under your twig and berries. That just sends chills down my spine

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    Just the thought of something that big crawling out of the throne would give a person constipation for months.
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    The fact that it's not uncommon is what's scary!!!

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    There would be chunks of snake and porcelain all over the bathroom after I pulled off 9 rounds of 230 grain HST's
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    I've released a few toilet snakes back into the wild in my day.

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    I don't think it's for real. I don't think that snake could sliver thru the pipes....
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    Made me think. But had I read the date, 2005,...

    It's real, there's numerous other reports of that specific event.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back 40 View Post
    Could you imagine sitting there minding your business to look down and see that thing right under your twig and berries.
    LOL ! and its name is Keith ! Ha !

    kids...remember don't stay too long on the pott, Keith'll get cha' !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    I don't think it's for real. I don't think that snake could sliver thru the pipes....
    Plumber here for almost 30 year....I will say that they can and do with 100% certainty.

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    Ok, I see a "million bucks" here in a new product. It could be called:

    "Sneaky Snake Sanitary Shield"
    Prevents those pesky snakes from interrupting your restroom reading schedule.

    Fits all toilet bowls
    Deters all size snakes (even the aggressive poisonous ones)
    Just drop it in place. No tools needed
    Made of space-age materials
    Dishwasher safe
    Easy-to-clean (brush included)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Back 40 View Post
    Could you imagine sitting there minding your business to look down and see that thing right under your twig and berries. That just sends chills down my spine
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    Quote Originally Posted by ppkheat View Post
    Ok, I see a "million bucks" here in a new product. It could be called:

    "Sneaky Snake Sanitary Shield"
    Prevents those pesky snakes from interrupting your restroom reading schedule.

    Fits all toilet bowls
    Deters all size snakes (even the aggressive poisonous ones)
    Just drop it in place. No tools needed
    Made of space-age materials
    Dishwasher safe
    Easy-to-clean (brush included)





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    Quote Originally Posted by Siafu View Post
    I've released a few toilet snakes back into the wild in my day.
    +1
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