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POLL: Stephen Segal VS. Chuck Norris

This is a discussion on POLL: Stephen Segal VS. Chuck Norris within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; BTW for those not hip to Aikido I was having a discussion about martial arts with my 7 yr. old daughter yesterday as she requested ...

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    BTW for those not hip to Aikido I was having a discussion about martial arts with my 7 yr. old daughter yesterday as she requested to see some video of girls doing different martial art styles.

    I showed her this video in specific which is an interview of Sensei Penny Bernath (US).
    YouTube - Penny Bernath Sensei - from "Holding Up Half the Sky - Women Aikido Instructors in America"

    Take note of her commentary about how much effort and time is involved toward getting to her stage of 6th dan.
    Again Aikido is no joke even as it looks to be soft and flowery, do not sleep on such a practitioner.

    YouTube - Aikido vs Karate
    "Shigeo Tsujitani(karate) vs Tetsu Yamazaki(Aikido) in Bujinhai'95. Bujinhai is Japanese open tournament of MMA. Yamazaki fought bravely though he has only one arm."

    Aikido (Yamazaki...Who has just one arm and wearing a full aikiido gi!) Vs. MMA Real Fight Part 1 & 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwt9_G6VcME
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLqovX4G8Z0

    There is difficult, there is hard and then there is steel.

    I've been working softly on my daughter since age 4 to get her interested in doing a martial art.
    She's not quite there yet toward thinking to make it her own decision, but yesterday out of the blue she inquired about it for the first time in months and afterward we talked about things and she said she might entertain trying after she turns eight (December).
    I am hoping for Aikido, though I would be fine with anything she chooses....As long as she chooses something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    I am so putting Hard to Kill and Out For Justice in my Netflix queue.
    out for justice is his best movie. although, surprisingly, glimmer man had some excellent fight scenes (even though the movie is cheesy).

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    Chuck Norris can kill Stephen Segal just by giving him the finger !!!!
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    Steven Seagal is a real life 7th Dan Black belt in Aikido, i think he is alot faster then Chick Norris.

    Also Steven is hell of a crack shot with the 1911 he can split a ace of spade in half on the thin side!
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    I don't think that most people realize the extent of Segal's music background. In addition to doing charity performances he co-wrote and performed the Regge song "John Crow" with Jimmy Cliff for the club scene in, "Marked For Death".

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    Wink Above the law

    Quote Originally Posted by Don Glock View Post
    out for justice is his best movie. although, surprisingly, glimmer man had some excellent fight scenes (even though the movie is cheesy).
    Above the Law was Seagal's best movie, with the one taking place on the USS Missouri right after.

    Seagal get's his custom 1911s from Jerry Tussey. I saw a magazine article on him in GUNS a long time ago. Said his favorite technique is to "chase the hole" rather than keep a single sight picture COM.
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    Other movie = Under Siege. I think I liked Above the Law the best too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Glock View Post

    Yeah, his moves look pretty deadly!


    "I practice the ancient art of Klik Pao."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExSoldier View Post
    Above the Law was Seagal's best movie, with the one taking place on the USS Missouri right after.

    Seagal get's his custom 1911s from Jerry Tussey. I saw a magazine article on him in GUNS a long time ago. Said his favorite technique is to "chase the hole" rather than keep a single sight picture COM.

    i like how he beats that fat guy in the end.

    you ever notice, all segal's movies end up with him against a guy who has no chance in hell of beating him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpringerXD View Post
    Yeah, his moves look pretty deadly!



    dude, that really made me LOL!

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    Now? No contest: Chuck! He may be old, but he's still in great physical shape. Stevie is fat, bloated and always looks constipated.

    In their primes? Wow - I'd have to go with Stevie.

    Don't forget the classic INVASION USA!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Glock View Post
    dude, that really made me LOL!
    I was very surprised to find out that he was in "Breakin'."

    "I practice the ancient art of Klik Pao."

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    man, ole claude isn't aging gracefully either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    Other movie = Under Siege. I think I liked Above the Law the best too.
    Quote Originally Posted by ExSoldier View Post
    Above the Law was Seagal's best movie, with the one taking place on the USS Missouri right after.

    you guys are nuts. out for justice is the bomb diggety


    remember in the beginning when he threw the pimp through the car windshield, and his pimp shoes are sticking out?



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    Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos. Nuff said.






    Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
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