POLL: Stephen Segal VS. Chuck Norris

POLL: Stephen Segal VS. Chuck Norris

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    POLL: Stephen Segal VS. Chuck Norris

    who do you think would win in a hand to hand fight?



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    No contest Chuck blinked, Segal died

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    For my answer go to Google.com, type in Where is Chuck Norris?, and click the I'm Feeling Lucky button....
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    Steve would take Chuck like an ankle biter and make him wish he never wore cowboy boots. I'd be willing to bet Bruce Willis could take them both at the same time.

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    I'm going to say Chuck Norris, because I know he packs a gun
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    Segal vs Norris? Segal would win only if he pulled his gun and shot him first. H2H, Norris for the win.

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    I was there when that fight happened, Segal swung at Norris and hit him square in the chin. Then Stephen Segal died. But, Chuck Norris saved his life and Segal bought him a beer.
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    Realistically, Chuck is in his 70's and Segal is a working police officer (got his own reality series, but he's been a reserve Officer in Jefferson Parrish for 20+ years) and so he still has real time hand to hand practice quite often and that in MY mind trumps Chucks history as a professional fighter with a number of titles.
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    That's a close one, but I would have to go with Segal.

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    After seeing the picture Don Glock posted, I think Norris could have a chance. He may be 70, but I firmly believe in never underestimating anyone.

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