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I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath
Having been to Saudi Arabia a couple of times--this whole thread is pretty good
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I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath
Having been to Saudi Arabia a couple of times--this whole thread is pretty good
Scott, US Army 1974-2004
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
- Ronald Reagan
The 4th one down in the left hand column can't be beat!
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The 72 virgin thing was mis-interpreted. It is really one virgin that is 72 years old.Originally Posted by DaveH
What happened to the 72 virgins for one price deal?????
Don't tread on me or mine.
I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.
Can't???
What true believer would want a wife he couldn't beat?
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I will take all 10, and procreate with all of them. Then we will jihad with all of our childrens and all of us will get 72 virgins each... let us see... that is at least 4 children per wife, so 40, plus me... 41x72 = 2952 virgins... wow... that is alot of virgins! where shall I put them all!?!
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San Antone rr....
HEY, that's my avatar. LOL
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I thought it was funny too.
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne
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Nothing says those 72 virgins are FEMALE either...
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nothing is saying there not fruit either
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I tried to apply, but I was "over qualified", I had worked in my life.
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I'm having a hard time choosing a color to go with. I'm partial to green, but she has to be willing to move to a cave, I like caves for those stormy evenings.
"I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger" Mencius"
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