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    I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath

    Having been to Saudi Arabia a couple of times--this whole thread is pretty good
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    The 4th one down in the left hand column can't be beat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveH View Post

    What happened to the 72 virgins for one price deal?????
    The 72 virgin thing was mis-interpreted. It is really one virgin that is 72 years old.
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    The 4th one down in the left hand column can't be beat!
    Can't???

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    I will take all 10, and procreate with all of them. Then we will jihad with all of our childrens and all of us will get 72 virgins each... let us see... that is at least 4 children per wife, so 40, plus me... 41x72 = 2952 virgins... wow... that is alot of virgins! where shall I put them all!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zsnake View Post
    San Antone rr....

    HEY, that's my avatar. LOL
    I thought it was funny too.
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    Nothing says those 72 virgins are FEMALE either...
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    nothing is saying there not fruit either

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    I tried to apply, but I was "over qualified", I had worked in my life.
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    I'm having a hard time choosing a color to go with. I'm partial to green, but she has to be willing to move to a cave, I like caves for those stormy evenings.
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