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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?


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    Man, the one in the green is HOT!! I clicked on "Join" but nothing happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    Man, the one in the green is HOT!! I clicked on "Join" but nothing happens.
    Back off buddy... she's taken!

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    I think Masooda is a camel...
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    I'll have to go with bottom right...The rest have tents and caves - she has a hut! Oh happy day, now I wont keep getting grenades thrown in my cave or sandstorms stealing my tent!
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    Do any come with goat? I must have goat.

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    Be my luck I'd get a "TRANNY"
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    What happened to the 72 virgins for one price deal?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveH View Post
    One by one??

    What happened to the 72 virgins for one price deal?????
    I hope that the 72 virgins turn out to be male.
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    Come on.. don't you know that these women are the future NASA astronauts? They come from a superior scientific genre' born out of those caves. They are the future!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IWLAFART View Post
    I hope that the 72 virgins turn out to be male.
    Or perhaps like this:
    "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne

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    I hate when people advertise fantastic new sites, but don't include a link! It makes me want to start a jihad on them or blow something up!!! I guess I will have to stick to tending to my goats!
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    I will offer ten goats, a camel and a nice AK-47 (with grenade launcher), two TOW missiles and three used wives for the one named Masooda! She is HOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by san antone rr View Post
    Or perhaps like this:
    That's a good one.... ..... LMAO.
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