From the Onion
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From the Onion
Transperancy in government=CLASSIFIED
I didn't hear anything about Zombies??
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That's too funny! Sounds like we should be ready to let 'er rip.
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"Zombies" was "Classified" by "Classified" in order to "Classified" the "Classified" and allow for the "Classified" to be read without giving away the identity of "Classified" or "Classified" or their true purpose of "Classified".
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Yea I have a question, who is this guy "Classified" and exactly where is "Classified" located in "Classified state.
ANNNNNND does "Classified" state have a CCW or OC law on the books? I await your "Classified" Response.
That's on a need to know basis only.
Legislators should be 'classified'...we shouldn't see them, hear them, or pay for them!
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Just as i thought!
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"including drafting of a NEW Bill of Rights and approval by CLASSIFIED " ?????
Is Obama and the Dem's that paranoid ? Whos' planning to take over what, if they are "drafting a NEW .... Bill of Rights " ? ? ? ? ?
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