Some of the revised top 10 safety rules...

[DeMeshia]

I saw this in a gun shop and although I can't remember them all, I thought they were funny and should be shared.

1. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction- such as a hippy or communist.

2. Never use your weapon to pistol whip someone- It could mar the finish.

3. There is always the chance your child can get ahold of your gun and hurt themselves. - If your child is stupid, get rid of them and save your guns.

~If anyone else has read these, please feel free to correct or add. What I have -with the exception of rule #1- is paraphrased.~

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Sheldon J]

4. When ever troubled by a anti gun neighbor, alway respect their beliefs and post a sign on the street, "Criminals take note: unarmed anti gun neighbor lives there"

[ibex]

10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or a Communist.

9. Dumb kids may get a hold of your gun and shoot each other. If your kids are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.

7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of Whiskey before driving to the range.

6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "excuse me while I whip this out".

5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or someone OR just feeling generally angry.

4. If your gun misfires, NEVER look down the barrel to inspect it, have someone else do that for you.

3. Never use your gun to "pistol whip" someone, that could hurt the finish.

2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do NOT run around yelling "I have a gun, I have a gun".

1. And the most important rule about gun-safety ....... DON'T PI$$ ME OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruces45 would not have liked rule #8.

[DeMeshia]

*Laughs* I was almost positive someone else had read that. Thank you for the corrections!

[Redneck Repairs]

On a side note DO NOT SLAP A SUSPECT UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A 1911to subdue him. This will make extreamly loud unwanted noises .

(dont ask me how i know this , and no it was not me lol )

[A1C Lickey]

THat sounds like the voice of experience there RR... I'm sorry, but I just have to ask....how do you know that?

[Redneck Repairs]

a1c i was once afforded the oppertunity to
1. spend an entire shift writing reports .
2. testify in court that it really didnt sound that loud to me when it went off at the trial over hearing loss .
3. swear i would no longer do " ride alongs " with other depts due to the issue aforementioned LOL .
I wont go into depth because the ( then ) officer and ( now ) attorney Knows too much about me too, and tho now not a member thiese things can come back to haunt LOL .