I find your lack of funds disturbing

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    I find your lack of funds disturbing

    http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-darth-...,7182656.story
    SETAUKET, N.Y. (WPIX) - Be on the lookout for Darth Vader, with a gun.

    That's what police in Long Island are saying after a man robbed a Setauket bank Thursday morning dressed as the Star Wars character.

    While the suspect did wear a full Vader helmet and mask for his 11:30 a.m. hit, the rest of his costume was off the mark. Investigators report he was sporting a blue cape and camouflage pants.

    The man, who's described as 6 feet, 2 inches tall, was last seen fleeing through a nearby parking lot with an undisclosed amount of cash.

    The Star Wars-themed bank job is the latest in a series of odd robberies in the New York area.

    On Monday, New York City police arrested a man who robbed a bank with a bouquet of flowers in hand. And investigators are still searching for a woman who's recently robbed retail stores while wearing a cat mask.
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    It's got to be the heat. It must be driving the crazies out in to the open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    It's got to be the heat. It must be driving the crazies out in to the open.
    If it was the heat, I'd be in some board shorts and flip-flops, not a full out Darth Vader outfit. I saw this earlier this morning, the pictures look just plain goofy. I wonder if he made loud breathing noises the whole time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeyeLCPL View Post
    If it was the heat, I'd be in some board shorts and flip-flops, not a full out Darth Vader outfit. I saw this earlier this morning, the pictures look just plain goofy. I wonder if he made loud breathing noises the whole time?
    True, but you, sir, are not a flipped out crazy guy obsessed with the Dark Side of the Force. To this joker, the full on Vader helmet, cape and camo's was the PERFECT summer attire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    True, but you, sir, are not a flipped out crazy guy obsessed with the Dark Side of the Force. To this joker, the full on Vader helmet, cape and camo's was the PERFECT summer attire!

    You just have to look at things from their perspective.
    Yeah, I'm a flipped out crazy guy obsessed with the Light Side of the Force (I don't even own a Glock). At least he was inconspicuous while making his getaway. Do you think that the cape makes it a concealed, or open carried handgun, I guess it depends on if you look at him from the front or back.

    And this thread just has to have this smilie:
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoadRunner71 View Post
    ...a flipped out crazy guy obsessed with the Dark Side of the Force.
    Bloomberg?

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    Quick, call the fashion police, everyone knows Darth Vader wore a black cape and black uniform.
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