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Gun holsters. / Transportation devices for hand held lead and copper dispensing units.
Bullets / High speed projectile ventilating device.
Race car detailer / engineering manager of high speed wind resistance.
Have some fun with this. Answer one. ask one
Good Teacher?
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Maybe this will help:
The Night Before Christmas in Legalese
"I practice the ancient art of Klik Pao."
-miklcolt45
This End Up / Container must be orientated in such a manner as to place any wording in an upright readable position.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
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Gas station attendant/ Petroleum Transfer Specialist
Janitor/ Cleanliness Enhancement Technician
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Patrick Henry
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
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Check out George Carlin - he's got plenty.
" Smug, greedy well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins.
It's as simple as that. The CIA doesn't kill people anymore, they neutralize
people, or they depopulate the area. The government doesn't lie, it engages in
disinformation. The pentagon actually measures radiation in something they call
sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called
terrorists. Contra killers are called freedom fighters. Well if crime fighters
fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They
never mention that part of it to us, do they?"
It goes on/gets better - but hey, it's George, so I gotta stop.
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Illegal immigrant / traveling undocumented democrat
free fall / hurling towards earth free from charge and Federal tax. Well all except the death tax.
Doughnut shop / Temporary officer call station.
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crash test dummy: Vehicle impact consultant
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Bayonet / Close Proximity Aiming Device
Prisoner (hard labor) / Mineral Volume Reduction Specialist
Holiday / Day of Non-scheduled Activity (don't laugh, that's what the Army actually calls them now)
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chef: professional cuisine fabricator
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