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    Regular language / Lawyer language

    Gun holsters. / Transportation devices for hand held lead and copper dispensing units.

    Bullets / High speed projectile ventilating device.

    Race car detailer / engineering manager of high speed wind resistance.

    Have some fun with this. Answer one. ask one

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    This End Up / Container must be orientated in such a manner as to place any wording in an upright readable position.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    Gas station attendant/ Petroleum Transfer Specialist

    Janitor/ Cleanliness Enhancement Technician
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

    Patrick Henry
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    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?

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    Check out George Carlin - he's got plenty.
    " Smug, greedy well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins.
    It's as simple as that. The CIA doesn't kill people anymore, they neutralize
    people, or they depopulate the area. The government doesn't lie, it engages in
    disinformation. The pentagon actually measures radiation in something they call
    sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called
    terrorists. Contra killers are called freedom fighters. Well if crime fighters
    fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They
    never mention that part of it to us, do they?"

    It goes on/gets better - but hey, it's George, so I gotta stop.

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    Illegal immigrant / traveling undocumented democrat

    free fall / hurling towards earth free from charge and Federal tax. Well all except the death tax.

    Doughnut shop / Temporary officer call station.

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    crash test dummy: Vehicle impact consultant

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    Bayonet / Close Proximity Aiming Device

    Prisoner (hard labor) / Mineral Volume Reduction Specialist

    Holiday / Day of Non-scheduled Activity (don't laugh, that's what the Army actually calls them now)
    "and suddenly I can not hold back my sword hand's anger"

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