May this be a valuable lesson for us all!!!

May this be a valuable lesson for us all!!!

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    May this be a valuable lesson for us all!!!

    SENIOR MOMENT:

    I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
    needed to pass gas. The music was really, really
    loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music..


    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
    coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....


    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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    HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is hilarious, sorry for your redfaced moment, but hilarious none the less!
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    haha that is awesome!!

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    Good one!
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    There are definitely some finer points to the art of concealed gas management. Maybe the manufacturers should put warning stickers on all IPODs to be cautious when passing gas while listening to the product.

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    Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. A rock group might be able to make good use of your "musical" talents.

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    It took you a couple of songs! That's enough gas to lift the Hindenburg!
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