Heh I love bacon too
SOB wheres my frying pan
Gotta love bacon........
I hope my doctor doesn't read this but I eat it almost every day. There is always a big pack of Hormel pre-cooked in the fridge for the days I don't have time to cook it. To me a bacon swiss burger of the grill is as just about as good as a porterhouse.
A note about bacon. When I was in Afghanistan, I was on a very small patrol base, and usually we only had MRE's or UGR's or whatever we could buy from the locals to eat. So I asked my folks to find a wa to send me out bacon. So they sent out some packages of the pre-cooked bacon that didn't need refrigeration. After I got it I tried to cook some up without anyone noticing on our grill. Apparently the American male's nose is finely tuned to the scent of bacon (especially after 4 months without it), because everyone started coming out of their tents once it started cooking, and they were looking for the bacon. So I was nice and shared my bacon, but that smell gave me away.
I saw this somewhere on another forum and I made some tonight. About to hit the grill now...
These are not my pics. Mine are fatter and greasier.
Now you went and made me do it. Here's some extreme bacon stuff:
Bacon lip balm: http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Ba...lm41_p_40.html
Bacon baby formula: http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Bab...ONLY_p_84.html
Now that's hardcore.
I'll bet I could get this thread closed in three minutes on THR.org.
I have the magic touch.
MUMMM thick sliced, maple flavored, hickory smoked, done in the micro to perfection..... I could eat a pound of the stuff....
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo.... what ees it?"
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
NOTHING BURPS BETTER THAN BACON. Dutch