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    BACON!




    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
    Richard M Nixon
    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
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    Heh I love bacon too
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    SOB wheres my frying pan
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    Gotta love bacon........
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    I hope my doctor doesn't read this but I eat it almost every day. There is always a big pack of Hormel pre-cooked in the fridge for the days I don't have time to cook it. To me a bacon swiss burger of the grill is as just about as good as a porterhouse.
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    A note about bacon. When I was in Afghanistan, I was on a very small patrol base, and usually we only had MRE's or UGR's or whatever we could buy from the locals to eat. So I asked my folks to find a wa to send me out bacon. So they sent out some packages of the pre-cooked bacon that didn't need refrigeration. After I got it I tried to cook some up without anyone noticing on our grill. Apparently the American male's nose is finely tuned to the scent of bacon (especially after 4 months without it), because everyone started coming out of their tents once it started cooking, and they were looking for the bacon. So I was nice and shared my bacon, but that smell gave me away.
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    Last edited by Bubbiesdad; August 1st, 2010 at 07:16 PM.
    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
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    I saw this somewhere on another forum and I made some tonight. About to hit the grill now...
    These are not my pics. Mine are fatter and greasier.

    "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne

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    Quote Originally Posted by san antone rr View Post
    I saw this somewhere on another forum and I made some tonight. About to hit the grill now...
    These are not my pics. Mine are fatter and greasier.



    That looks like something that should be on man vs food.
    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
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    Now you went and made me do it. Here's some extreme bacon stuff:

    Bacon lip balm: http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Ba...lm41_p_40.html
    Bacon baby formula: http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Bab...ONLY_p_84.html

    Now that's hardcore.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Now you went and made me do it. Here's some extreme bacon stuff:

    Bacon lip balm: http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Ba...lm41_p_40.html
    Bacon baby formula: http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Bab...ONLY_p_84.html

    Now that's hardcore.
    I think the bacon popcorn would be pretty good.
    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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    Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.
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    I'll bet I could get this thread closed in three minutes on THR.org.
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    MUMMM thick sliced, maple flavored, hickory smoked, done in the micro to perfection..... I could eat a pound of the stuff....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Now you went and made me do it. Here's some extreme bacon stuff:

    Bacon lip balm: http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Ba...lm41_p_40.html
    Bacon baby formula: http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Bab...ONLY_p_84.html

    Now that's hardcore.
    The bacon salt is awesome. I've had some!! OK, now for the bacon joke.


    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.

    Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo.... what ees it?"

    "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees a ham bush...."
    I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!

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    NOTHING BURPS BETTER THAN BACON. Dutch
    A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
    Susan B. Anthony
    A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
    Robert Heinlein

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