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    Singles newspaper ad

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    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, going for rides in the country, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-^%$& and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....



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    Very clever and good thinking
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    Already got one. Truth in advertising.
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    awwwwwww now that's cute.

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    They forgot to mention the poop on the floor, shredded boots and she already ate your dinner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    They forgot to mention the poop on the floor, shredded boots and she already ate your dinner.
    Singles ads are never completely honest anyways. Makes me want a dog though.
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    Great ad. That is cute.

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    Hopefully some deserving critters found some good homes!
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