Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn\'t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn\'t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an \"S\" in the word \"lisp\"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for \"normal\" people at the
Special Olympics?

If you send someone \'Styrofoam\', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it\'s going to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it\'s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation?