New Supermarket

[SIGP250]

A new Supermarket recently opened in my neighborhood.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks and chops.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean,
crisp smell of tapped German beer.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[ctsketch]

lol

[hogdaddy]

GOOD ONE

[Snowman23]

*****.....hahahahahahaha! That was great....sitting here thinking how cool that store is....then your unexpected punch line!

[BerettaMan]

LMAO!! I was gonna say, "I want some of the same stuff you're taking"!

[QKShooter]

funny

[Shackleton]

NICE!