LEO Comes Home Early

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    LEO Comes Home Early

    A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

    Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

    Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

    "Certainly, darling," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

    As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

    "Yeah, so?" said the officer.

    "Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the FireChief?"

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    oooops


    Kinda like that song I heard once, "she likes adventure with security, she planned adventure feeling sure that he would not be home till after 5"
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    Now I'd sure like to hear that explanation.......HA HA
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    Police Officers home catches fire,Fire Chief first on scene
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    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Funny..

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    Fire Chief was there putting out fires!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vietnamvet66 View Post
    Now I'd sure like to hear that explanation.......HA HA
    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Police Officers home catches fire,Fire Chief first on scene
    Fire Chiefs house catches on fire, Fire Chief arrives dressed as a cop!
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    wow I guess this is the first time in history that the fire chief was first on the scene.

    (sorry if there are any basement savers in the forum I am partial to my brothers in blue)
    God invented cops so that firemen could have heroes too!

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    Good one!
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