LEO Comes Home Early
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August 11th, 2010 01:43 AM
LEO Comes Home Early
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, darling," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the FireChief?"
August 11th, 2010 01:50 AM
Kinda like that song I heard once, "she likes adventure with security, she planned adventure feeling sure that he would not be home till after 5"
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them. -- John Wayne as John B. Books in "The Shootist"
August 11th, 2010 05:56 PM
Now I'd sure like to hear that explanation.......HA HA
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WELCOME HOME TO ALL WHO SERVED, AND FOR THOSE STILL SERVING,
A BIG THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. FOR THOSE OF YOU DOWN RANGE
WATCH YOUR 6, AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
A PATRIOT BELIEVES IN IT....A VETERAN LIVED IT
August 11th, 2010 07:30 PM
Police Officers home catches fire,Fire Chief first on scene
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
August 11th, 2010 07:44 PM
August 11th, 2010 08:01 PM
Fire Chief was there putting out fires!
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August 11th, 2010 09:17 PM
Originally Posted by vietnamvet66
Fire Chiefs house catches on fire, Fire Chief arrives dressed as a cop!
Originally Posted by dukalmighty
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
August 12th, 2010 12:17 AM
wow I guess this is the first time in history that the fire chief was first on the scene.
(sorry if there are any basement savers in the forum I am partial to my brothers in blue)
God invented cops so that firemen could have heroes too!
August 12th, 2010 02:11 AM
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
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