FRIDAY 13th!!!

FRIDAY 13th!!!

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    FRIDAY 13th!!!

    Guess who forgot to slip his carry gun in his pocket this morning. First time in many days. No power tools, minimal driving, and keeping my mouth shut today. john, hunkered down and watching the clock.


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    It's ok. You are allowed on Fri. the 13th, but only on this day and this day only. **Snicker** try to do better next time, eh!
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    You're screwed when Jason comes for you! Although according to the movies guns have no effect on him anyways, maybe you'll be able to run like a girl faster without your gun.
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    My wife was born on a friday the 13th. She considers them "good luck" days.

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    Mine gets placed exactly the same place every night, in the morning, it's part of getting dressed. I get dressed on Friday the 13th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    I get dressed on Friday the 13th.


    Knew I forgot something this morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram25 View Post
    Mine gets placed exactly the same place every night, in the morning, it's part of getting dressed. I get dressed on Friday the 13th.
    Bunny keeps promoting "No Pants Friday." Don't know how she does that and carries. Shoulder holster, perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    You're screwed when Jason comes for you! Although according to the movies guns have no effect on him anyways, maybe you'll be able to run like a girl faster without your gun.
    At least i don't run like Betty White.

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    Look on the bright side....tomorrow is Saturday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joker1 View Post
    You're screwed when Jason comes for you! Although according to the movies guns have no effect on him anyways, maybe you'll be able to run like a girl faster without your gun.
    It doesn't matter how fast you run, the killer always walks after the victum who is running, but always gets caught! I think that the movie killers union puts a no running with axes clause in their contracts!

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    Well maybe if they walk calm and collected while being chased by a man with razors on his fingers, a man with a chainsaw, or perhaps just a butcher knife, then the killer wouldnt know what to do and would not be able to kill the victum....lets mix it up a little bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhh3rd View Post
    Guess who forgot to slip his carry gun in his pocket this morning. First time in many days. No power tools, minimal driving, and keeping my mouth shut today. john, hunkered down and watching the clock.

    Bet you wont do that again huh.

    I cant say anything cause I forgot my socks this morning and had to turn around...


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    And post # 13 On the 13th
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    If slasher movies taught me anything, it's to stay away from morons (and this is painful!) and scantily-clad women (only on Fri 13th!!) and you should remain safe. Jason always seems to clean the gene-pool and go after the chicks running around in their underwear.
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    Just fifty minutes to go and we're all good.....wait a sec, fellas, someone's knocking on my door. Who could that be at this hour?????

    Wait - HE'S NOT KNOCKING!!!
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